Next... a list of us lurkers of fragrantica. Me: trying to keep a list of decants so I don't end up buying one I forgot I already own. Also trying desperately to figure out what is the ingredient that is in so many of the *popular* perfumes that smells like what I can only describe as robot excrement
It's in Babycat and Eau the audacity. I think it's the synthetic leather/suede in those. It's not woody, and I don't appreciate it in blue talisman(either edp or ext) or Gris Charnel ext. "Oakmoss" can also give me the vibe, but commonly paired with suede maybe? It's a process but I'm working through it... slowly.
Ha! That’s funny, but no, I was painting the picture of “no more to say here, Valentina said it all!” 😊 Just around 15 ratings haha but I see your point totally :)
this is singularly my only real gripe with parfumo. it has to be a certain length to be posted? but what if i want to read reviews that are as unhelpful as possible, ideally 1-2 words that could mean absolutely anything and are ideally not 'smells piss'?
Loving your sense of humor and sharp observations! Your intelligence, analytical ability and the aptitude for accurate descriptions clearly shows in this piece and earns you a 5/5! 🎯❤️🔥😄
So true! and funny🎉
thank you jenny!
Next... a list of us lurkers of fragrantica. Me: trying to keep a list of decants so I don't end up buying one I forgot I already own. Also trying desperately to figure out what is the ingredient that is in so many of the *popular* perfumes that smells like what I can only describe as robot excrement
“robot excrement” is the most honest note description I’ve ever seen, it should be akigalawood, I’m 99% sure
It's in Babycat and Eau the audacity. I think it's the synthetic leather/suede in those. It's not woody, and I don't appreciate it in blue talisman(either edp or ext) or Gris Charnel ext. "Oakmoss" can also give me the vibe, but commonly paired with suede maybe? It's a process but I'm working through it... slowly.
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Hilarious! Also, where can I find the registered husband, need to send samples thanks
registered husband is currently unavailable, but there's a tester. longevity 2 hours, no sillage, reviews say "linear". but I have a song for you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_M
Hahaha thanks! Love this song
Welp, that summed it up. Excellent work. *closes briefcase, gets up from boardroom chair* 😄
the briefcase closing is very "I've rated 1,340 fragrances and approved 16" energy. respect.
Ha! That’s funny, but no, I was painting the picture of “no more to say here, Valentina said it all!” 😊 Just around 15 ratings haha but I see your point totally :)
Omg. Hilarious loved it.
with a username like that you're legally required to give this post 2 stars and comment that the original draft was better
Nailed it! 😂😂😂
Thank you :)
Manifesting a Fragrantica husband! Love this article!❤️💃
a fragrantica husband is just a flanker of a regular husband. and we know what flankers get
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Made me laugh out loud. Very witty and perceptive.
thank you! glad it resonated :)
I see no lies here. Please do r/fragrance next.
this is singularly my only real gripe with parfumo. it has to be a certain length to be posted? but what if i want to read reviews that are as unhelpful as possible, ideally 1-2 words that could mean absolutely anything and are ideally not 'smells piss'?
I'm little seasonal police + niche snob. 😁
Glad I'm not the only one who came to confess. I'm 100% seasonal police, but also a closeted husband barometer.
I had to. I loved how she identified these fragrance people personas. It cracked me up and as they say confession is good for the soul.
I'm the Batch Code Detective's worst nightmare. I just spray it and say 'smells nice. just vibes and a credit card lol
loved this, i scour the site daily and this is so accurate!
I had to stifle my laughter so as to not wake up the husband. Wonderful piece!
Hilarious and SO accurate! I loved it 🤭
Loving your sense of humor and sharp observations! Your intelligence, analytical ability and the aptitude for accurate descriptions clearly shows in this piece and earns you a 5/5! 🎯❤️🔥😄
5/5 — suspicious. On fragrantica that either means you didn't actually read it, or you're about to sell me a decant :)
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